b intheair: AHHHHHH SHITTTTT!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

AHHHHHH SHITTTTT!

This is a greeting that is shared with my BEST BUD, he resides in Sandown NH. There was an anonymous comment from Sandown and can only imagine who the hell it was from. I never invited him to the post-SHIT now I'm gonna have to watch what I say. I've known Dave since my USMC days. I would have to say its close to 20 yrs that I've known him. I have nobody in my life other than wife and kids-Except DAVE. Dave and I traveled the world together and have done some questionable things. I always have to laugh when I think of us. I'm not a small guy by any means-well Dave isn't either. I will never forget the times we had in the Phillipines. We used to hit the ville aboard a mini-bike that was built for one. Yeah me and Dave both got are fat asses on that bike and headed to the ville. I think we have pics-we looked like the fattest twins and think thats what the unit referred to us as. The funny thing was, every body wanted a ride somewhere. You could always see us riding to ville together with all laughing and jeers. I usually don't hold back what I say-I remember a time when we were in Australia, I did just that. Dave and I were with a squadron of A-6s that went there for a mission. Unlike the army, rank structure is stressed, SGM was GOD-discipline was the game. Mind you the SGM had not a clue what airplanes were or what we used them for (thats right, a dumb F--k that stresses discipline and doesn't have a clue as to what the mission of the unit was for. This being the case he strutted around with nothing to do but be an ass. He expected coffee to be served or at least ready for him when he came in. Well, there was the time he came in and interrupted a maintenance meeting to ask where his coffee was. Nobody had the balls to tell him it wasn't ready. He asked several times and it got to a point where he was making a scene. Nobody knew what to say and nobody responded. So like the ass I am, I spoke up. I told the SGM that there was no coffee made for him, if he would give me his cup, I'd fill it up. I stated that I'd had the shits for the last couple of days, give me your cup and I'll shit in it for you. Well, needless to say there was dead silence-SGM really didn't know how to respond. Needless to say, I got stuck guarding the flag-yeah thats right, stand out at the flag pole and salute the flag. He never did say whether he appreciated my humor or not. I haven't changed much other than having less patience for idiots. Gotta go- (was that you bud)

24 Comments:

Blogger aka_Meritt said...

Guarding the flag. Hmmmm.
Suddenly I am thinking that the next time one of my kids acts up and pisses me off I'm going to give them duty "guarding the flag". (Our next door neighbor has one up and it will work just fine!). :P

4:42 PM  
Blogger heather said...

I wondered when you were going to get around to telling that story! You crack me up!

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Blogger Katy said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes!!! One of the reasons I adore you!!!!;) Hope the wifey and kids are good. You should tell wife to give me an e-mail sometime.

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Blogger heather said...

ok... i DON'T FEEL SO BAD - U

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Blogger heather said...

oK, So I don't feel so bad, you didn't SPF either! Love ya' brotha'!!

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Blogger heather said...

Dude, I thought I was bad... you suck! Get your damn fingers typing - I know you ain't doin' shit else! (Broke that down into your language so you would respond!)

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Blogger Call Me Grandma said...

You have Erik in your life, don't ya?

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Blogger heather said...

Well, my sailor mouth, toilet tongue, gutter licker didn't work....So, how about Will BLOG for BEER. - Would ya' post a little somethin' if I send you a real beer??

Let those people out there know - HOW CAN YOU REALLY SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS?? - Send them a beer, sure it is against Article 1A - or whatever, but it would make the deployment a little more bearable...

Oh, and if your reading this 1SG - don't worry, no need for a health and welfare! I couldn't be seen buying the crap your boys want!!

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Blogger Katy said...

QUITTER!!!!!!LOL

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Blogger Katy said...

I am on my way to kick your arse for not posting.

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